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The Hangover Scam Museum
ATTENTION PLEASE:
From: "Dr.Dada "GREEDY" Gaga"
Reply-To: ifuckyou@stupid.com
To: Inostupid@butneedmoney.com
Date: Tue, 17 Sep 2002 15:02:52 +0100
Subject: Assistance / Business
Status: RO
FROM:Dr.Dada "GREEDY" Gaga
SHITTY BANK LTD.
00/00 CRAP STREET
HANDSUP, CRIMINALIA
First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, this is by
virtue of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET.
Though I know that
a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and
worried,
but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. We
have
decided to contact you by e-mail due to the urgency of this
transaction.
Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you. I am Dr
Okolie Awele
a Manager at the SHITTY BAN LTD, CRIMINALIA. I came to know
of you in my private search for a reliable and reputable person to
handle a very
confidential transaction which involves the transfer of a huge sum of
money
to a foreign account requiring maximum confidence. I am not too really
sure
if you are my long lost contact whom I am trying to reach, but in
anyway, please
do take this message with a good heart and revert to me if you are not
the
person I think you are. I would explain more latter.
THE PROPOSITION:
A foreigner, late Engineer MAX DEADNOW, an Oil Merchant / contractor
with
the federal Govenment of CRIMIALIA, until his death three years ago in a
ghastly
air crash, banked with us here at SHITTY BANK LTD, and had
a
closing balance of USD$40.M (Forty Million,United States Dollars)
which the bank
now unquestionably expects to be claimed by any of his available
foreign next
of kin or alternatively be donated to a discredited trust fund for
alms and
ammunition at a military war college here in CRIMINALIA.
Fervent valuable efforts has been made by the SHITTY BANK LTD to
get in
touch with any of the DEADNOW family or relatives but all have proved
to no
avail. It is because of the perceived possibility of not going to be
able
to locate any of late Engr. MAX DEADNOW's next of kin (he had no known
wife
and children) that the management under the influence of our Chairman,
board of
directors, CHIEF GIMME MORE, that an arrangement for the fund to
be
declared"UNCLAIMABLE" and then be subsequently donated to the Trust
Fund
Shit We Lost It in Africa and the world in general.
In order to avert this negative development, myself and some of my
trusted
colleagues here at the bank now seek for your permission to have you
stand
as late Engr. MAX DEADNOW's next of kin so that the fund, USD$40.M USD
would
be subsequently transferred and paid into your bank account as the
beneficiary
next of kin. All documents and proves to enable you get this fund have
been
carefully worked out and we are assuring you a 100% risk free
involvement. For your
assistance, your commission would be 20%. 80%be for myself and my
colleagues for investment purposes in your country.
If this proposal is OK. by you and you do not wish to take advantage
of the
trust we hope to bestow on you and your company, then kindly get to me
immediately via my e-mail furnishing me with your most confidential
telephone, fax number and exclusive e-mail so that I can forward to
you the relevant
details of this transaction.
Thank you in advance for your anticipated co-operation.
Regards,
Dr.Dada "GREEDY" Gaga
MANAGER
SHITTY BANK LTD, CRIMINALIA
N.B. PLEASE, FOR CONFIDENTIAL REASON, I WOULD LIKE YOU To ALSO CONTACT
ME HERE ripoff27@scum.com
Please try to call me on 123-4-567-8910 just keep trying the number is hard somtime to get through.
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