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hangover joke:
Bar joke of the month
"Hey bartender, I bet you fifty bucks I can bite my eye."
Bartender looks at the guy and lays fifty bucks on the bar. The drunk
pops out his artificial eye and bites it, then takes the fifty bucks.
The bartender realizes he should have seen that coming.
"Hey bartender, I bet you fifty bucks I can bite my other eye."
Bartender saw the guy park his car and walk in the bar and thinks to
himself that there's no way the guy has two artificial eyes, and accepts
the bet.
The drunk takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye and grabs
the fifty bucks while chuckling under his breath. The bartender again
realizes he should have seen that coming.
The drunk then gets up from the bar and seems to be quite secretive
about talking to the other people sitting around at the tables. Once
again, the drunk steps up to the bar and says, "Hey, bartender? Do you
want a chance to win your $100 back?" Hesitantly, the bartender asks
what he has in mind.
"Well, it's like this. I bet you I can get up on one end of the bar and
place a shot glass at the other end. I can pee from the end I'm
standing on and get it in the shot glass at the other end without
spilling one drop."
The bartender looks at the length of the bar and decides that no one
could pee that far and accepts the bet. The drunk hops up on the bar
and begins to pee. He pees all over the bar not even coming close to
the shot glass. The bartender begins to laugh and happily scoops up the
$100 quite proud that he has won the bet.
The drunk hops off the bar and smiles at the other people which makes
the bartender suspicious so he asks the drunk, "Hey! You come in here
and bite your eye and win fifty bucks, then you bite your other eye and
win another fifty bucks. Now you knew before you bet me that you
couldn't pee the length of this bar. Why are you so happy about
losing????"
The drunk says, "Before I bet you about the shot glass, I went around
the bar and bet everyone in here $100 that I could get up on your bar
and pee all over it..... and you'd be happy about it!"
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