Florida Style
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A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one night having a
beer.
The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In New York our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Canadian [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Canada we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New Yorker and the
Canadian.
He says "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and Canadians that we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice."
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