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hangover joke:
Useful Phrases To Know When Travelling To The Middle East
- Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan
Thank you for showing me your marvellous gun.
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EKR Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart.
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Howmaeh Fekr Tamoheh Oeh Gorteh Bange
I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.
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Cashal-Eh Fashail-Eh tupheman Na Degat Man Goft Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.
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Auto Arraregh Davatement Mano Sephaheh-Hasti
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
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Balli, Balli, Balli
Whatever you say.
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Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban Tikeh Nuheh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram
The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.
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