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hangover joke:
THIS WORLD IS NUTS
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection
in
a mirror.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers;
the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of
wood
at all times.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower
young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first
time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in
any
manner desired.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
fish stores.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first
time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and
her daughter at the same time.
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending machine only" in places where alcoholic beverages
are sold for consumption on the premises."
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue...
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too)
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains
all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson
Clinton.
And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
sent in by Nancy
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