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hangover joke:
Sunburn
Peter prepared for his big date, so he went up to the roof of his apartment building in order to get a little colour for himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, young Peter fell asleep, and managed to get sunburned on his willy. Being very determined he decided not to miss his date because it was with a hot blonde.
He put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should resolve his painful situation.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, he treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, his sunburn started acting up.
After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused, went to the kitchen, and poured a tall, cold glass of milk. After a minute, there was a look of comprehension and she exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!"
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