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hangover joke:
Lunch
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building, They were eating lunch and the Irishnman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump of this bullding.!
The mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off,too."
The blonde guy opened his lunch and said," Bologna again, If I get a bolongna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The nest day the Irishman opened his lunch, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to the death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said,
"If I'd know how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said,
"I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated buritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
"Hey, don't look at me," she said,"He makes his own lunch!"
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