MARTY
has always dreamed of owning a Harley-Davidson. One day he has finally saved up
enough money, so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer
tells him an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. All he has
to do is keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will
be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.
A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come
home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed
time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she
tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the
dishes.
After a delicious dinner, everyone sits still waiting for the first person to break the silence and
get stuck doing the dishes. After 15 minutes Marty decides to speed things up, so he reaches
over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word. Emboldened, he slips his
hand under her blouse and fondless her. Still no one says a word. Finally, he throws her on the
table and has sex with her in front of every one. No one says a word.
Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table. They have
even wilder sex. Still no one speaks. By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears
thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his
jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out the jar of Vaseline. The father says, "Okay dammit, I'll
do the dishes!"
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